Toilet-Training the Kitties

Noah, the sink-piddler.

I have two cats, brothers Jacob and Noah and they are about nine years old. They are wonderful kitties, who have given me zero problems as far as cats go, save one: Noah LOVES to pee in the sink. This isn't such a bad thing, I mean it keeps the litter box cleaner and he is good at aiming right down the drain, but the smell is retched, and as you probably know -- pervasive.

After years of coming home from work and washing out all the drains, I decided it was time to train these cats.

I bought the CitiKitty cat-toilet training kit last week and immediately setup my upstairs bathroom as the training-zone. They both took the new litter-box in the toilet configuration and I was very pleased at their aim.

Today, I moved them to Step 2, and removed the first inner-circle from their box:

Sandy Toilet Vagina

I'll post their progress, for all of you out there DYING to know how this is going.

Dogs are the best thing ever. Here's proof.

Andrea Performs

GOD, I love this woman.

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Gorgeous Fountain

Come for a ride!

I bought a new Ruckus Scooter!

Fucking Awesome!!

I wonder what the half-life is.