Friday, April 29, 2011

Jason's South-Broadway Golf-Spectacular!

It's called: Pub Golf. It's quite fun. The basics: We go around to bars in a scheduled order, with certain drinks being 'par'. You skip a drink, you get penalty points, but don't worry non-drinkers, I made enough bonus tasks for you to compete without drinking!


I have the 'holes' mapped out along with the scorecard.  

Download it here:

At each bar, you will get a score for how much you drink or how daring you are and the person with the lowest score at the end of the night is the Pub Golf Champion and will have these bragging rights for the rest of their lives.

The following is the bar schedule, all times are estimates:
2:00 - 3:00 Sputnik - Hipsters
3: 00 - 4:00 Irish Rover
4:00 - 5:00 Barker Lounge - Patio Drinks!!
5:00 - 6:00 Barry's on Broadway - Skee Ball!
6:00 - 7:30 Compound - BEER BUST
7:30 - 8:00 El Diablo
8:00 - 9:00 Blue Ice
9:00 - 10:00 SkyLark Lounge - LIVE BAND
10:00 - 11:00 SOBO 151 - KAROAKE
11:00 - 12:00 BoysTown - Strippers
12:00 - 1:00 Compound - This is the bonus hole

I created a Google map of the location, so you can see everything is walking distance and I spent quite a bit of time getting the bars to be in the right order so that we hit up the peak moment at where we are going

Here's the map:
Invite your friends or anyone who wants to play. This is one of those events where the bigger the group, the more of a spectacle we we will make and that means more fun.

Friday, April 22, 2011

SAVE THE DATE/TIME - Jason's South-Broadway Golf-Spectacular!

My birthday celebration this year is sure to go down in neighborhood history as the most fun you ever had wearing golf attire.

I wanted to get this event info out early so you have plenty of time to make sure you can make it AND that you have a golf-outfit ready to go on the day of the celebration. The more creative the outfit, the better time you will have -

NO, we won't be golfing or spending the entire day in the sun, but there is a contest involved and YOU CAN WIN!

Go ahead and cancel any plans you might have made NOW. I'll wait.


Okay - now that your schedule is clear, mark your calendar and start thinking about what you are going to wear! I will fill you in with the details as we get closer to the date. The more the merrier so add anyone to the invite that you want. The idea is to get a VERY LARGE group of us, so think of it as a mini-Denver Cruisers without bikes.

PS. If you are like me and won't commit to something without knowing EXACTLY what it is, then know this: It's going to be a cross between a scavenger-hunt and a pub-crawl... but don't worry, drinking alcohol isn't required, just strongly encouraged.

Please add yourself to the Facebook Invite, if you plan to attend.

Monday, February 14, 2011

City Kitty - On Hold

When I went skiing last weekend, I had to bring back the litter box. I couldn't leave them for four days without being able to clean the tray daily. I will resume the training after Pajama-Jam, as I will definitely need the potty upstairs.
In the future, I will be sure to start this process when I am sure I will be in town for the first six weeks.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Cat-Commode-Capers - A step back.

Jacob, scowling at Noah after pooping.
This morning, after the first night of having the hole in the litter pan, there was evidence of liquid use, but the solid stuff was at the base of the toilet.

After work, a distressed Noah was howling and aggitated, clearly needing to poo. I scrambled to put the insert back in, to close the hole, but I was too late. Poor Noah lost his tootsie-rolls without even squatting. It was at least a 16oz batch, this cat was holding it in. :(

Well, perhaps I forced them too soon. I will give it another week and try the hole again.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Toilet-Training the Kitties

Noah, the sink-piddler.
I have two cats, brothers Jacob and Noah and they are about nine years old. They are wonderful kitties, who have given me zero problems as far as cats go, save one: Noah LOVES to pee in the sink. This isn't such a bad thing, I mean it keeps the litter box cleaner and he is good at aiming right down the drain, but the smell is retched, and as you probably know -- pervasive.

After years of coming home from work and washing out all the drains, I decided it was time to train these cats.

I bought the CitiKitty cat-toilet training kit last week and immediately setup my upstairs bathroom as the training-zone. They both took the new litter-box in the toilet configuration and I was very pleased at their aim.

Today, I moved them to Step 2, and removed the first inner-circle from their box:
Sandy Toilet Vagina

I'll post their progress, for all of you out there DYING to know how this is going.